She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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