farters have to be the big spoon...
you will always have a special place in my vag
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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