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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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  Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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• (845): View more from New York

  You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Faces of meth called, they want their look back.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This drive is very scenic

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  And I'm chugging whiskey in the back

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  As you should, soak in all this country has to offer

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????

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• (818): View more from California

  Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?

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• (409): View more from Texas

  my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?

  (905): View more from Ontario

  stop. eating. my. shrooms.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.

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