how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
