You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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