if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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