Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Bring me that man meat
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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