I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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