It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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