I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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