You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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