Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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