Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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