and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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