operation harelip BJ is a go
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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