so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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