beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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