I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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