that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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