that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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