she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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