She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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