i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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