just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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