hell yes lets make some ravioli
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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