and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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