dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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