hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
