At least make sure they are 18
Why
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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