Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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