He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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