So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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