and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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