I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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