We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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