Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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