I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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