would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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