PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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