just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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