Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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