yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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