Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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