So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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