Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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