He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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