I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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