Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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