Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the day after is always just damage control
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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