Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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