dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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