Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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