in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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