apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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