i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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