According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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