WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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